From: Gary Ploski
5/7/98 18:11
Subject: Re: Fighting the battle!
To: Mike Skinner

        OH MY!!!! How can this be? What is it that’s happening? Please do, please do, please don’t push the button!! Not … the “HISTORY ERASER” button!! “Noooobody knows what it’ll do. Nooooobody knowwwwwss.” Well, Ren said that to Stimpy… as you know… Stimpy …Wait a second. I don’t know if you know what happened. I’ll wait to read if you can finish the sentence. hehehehe.

        Ok, now my point… WHAT HAVE YOU SEEEN? You knew I was gonna ask! You knew it! I have that flaw… it’s a flaw, but yet also a beneificial thing cause I learn a lot… but then again it gets me info. Mike I wanna know. If I call you will you tell me? will ya? huh? huh? huh? will ya? will ya? will ya? Does it involve sexual matters? Does it involve gossip? What’s the topic? Give me the bait so I bite down onto it so I don’t forget about it… yeah right like I’m reallly gonna. NOT.

        Well big guy, things are goin nicely nicely. I’m wantin to get out and stuff, but that’s outta here, not out into the town/city. I want to get on with my life now. I know I want to start on some stuff regarding… oh how do you say… a career. ahhh well, I must congratulate you on makin out. It’s kinda a cool thing to go with someone for pure physical pleasure. I did it my junior year, it ended really quickly and I never thought about it again. It was a thing that both ppl wanted to do, such is the way. hope you have a great fun time. ciao cito

From: Gary Ploski
5/7/98 0:05
Subject: Sunday, bloody nichi-yobi.
To: me

        Sunday in Japan is a day off for anyone in ‘higher eduation’. The question has been, for a looooong time, “What do high school girls wear their uniform on Sunday?”  The(an) answer has been told to me by way of an old student from one of the Asaka J.H. schools! Yes the answer is in! …. tune in next year for the results. bye bye            

        Ok, so I’m bad with jokes and stuff. SO I’m a little predictable with the endings of all my emails. That’s a good thing in my opinion. The reason this is done is because the girls say that ‘guys are more willing to speak to them if they are dressed in their school uniform! This has transgressed to the point that girls that have finished H.S. and UNIVERSITY have gone out on Sunday’s wearing their H.S. uniform!

        It makes sense if you’ve seen what the girls wear for H.S. here in Japan. It definitely stands out from what everyone else wears. Yeah, it stands out, a litttttttle    b    i    t. That’s something Kaz and I have been trying to figure out for while. One last question to wonder about. haha! with all the knowledge you acquire one must think at some point - “What the hell do I do with that piece of knowledge!?” It’s only natural.  have a crazy. ciao cito