Joy and Pain. Pump pump pump it up. Sunshine and rain.

First for the joy. This is gleeful for those Hitchhikers of the Galaxy.

Final episode of Hitch Hiker Guide found in author’s files
THE unfinished final novel of Douglas Adams, the cult science-fiction author, has been recovered from his computer and will be published on the first anniversary of his death next May.

A Salmon of Doubt will be the sixth and final episode in the Hitch Hiker series and, though it will be edited, it will remain "unfinished".

Yea Team! He was a brilliant writer and made nearly everyone that read his work laugh. Time for one final Hoorah!

On the Painfull side of things. People continue to impress me on their stupidity. How so this time? EBAY! Go to EBAY and search for this "BRAND NEW XBOX picture FREE SHIPPING!!" or any derivative of "XBOX & PICTURE". You will find people bidding on a PICTURE OF THE XBOX! People READ THE DAMN DESCRIPTION! WTF is wrong with you?! Here is the worst of the bids I saw.

BRAND NEW XBOX picture FREE SHIPPING!! - Item # 1298463710
Someone paid $320.00 for a picture! Idiot(s).

"People are a great idea, the reality of them sucks."JC (during his Uni. days) If I smoked this would be one of those moments…<- meaning -> out

Swaaaaa!

This is a must see. Go to this site. Laugh and then say "I want tako for dinner." Yumm yumm…<- meaning -> out

Here they come

This upcoming morning is bound to be a site to remember for a lifetime. Why is that? Well damnnit the friggin sky is falling. As Reuters has worded it:

Meteor Storm Set for Americas, Asia, Australia
The most spectacular Leonid meteor storm in 35 years is forecast for November 18, 2001 in the Americas and Monday in Asia and Australia as Earth passes near centuries-old debris left by comet Tempel-Tuttle. The celestial storm could affect some satellites orbiting close to earth, so NASA scientists are making sure their spacecraft stay out of harm’s way. (Reuters Graphic)

So get your coat and hat then put your arse outside at 4 AM to watch something you’ll probably never see again.

Times have been slightly trying on the personal level. I feel as if I’m out of touch with reality. This isn’t bad of course, but it is strange nonetheless. For example. I recently had the chance to catch up with someone from my past. Actually it was one week ago today that I saw her. As I told you when we hung out, "Thanks Mare." It was quite a ’shock’ indeed.

To my recollection, and our discussion, we hadn’t seen each other in about 2 years. Then we figured out that we’ve known each other for 8 years. Let me say this - "Holy Hogwarts™ up a burning tree Batman©™!" As time moves on so do we, but it sure feels good to know that the past isn’t long since forgotten just because of a small time lapse.

Geesh, I’m gettin’ all sappy and such. That means I need to take a nap, fly out to Wisconsin for my daily hot cocoa, and lastly grate on someone’s nerves for 3 minutes…<- meaning -> out

The answer to GOD?

Above: God "Uh, hey, you’re not supposed to know that."

Hey religious guys and gals, looks like the science guys and gals have something that you need to see. What’s that you ask? Well, a 2 mile wide crater in Iraq. Looks like they finally found what could be the link to the comet theory. Wanna se? Noooo, of course you don’t. Well, here it is anyhow:

Comets, Meteors & Myth: New Evidence for Toppled Civilizations and Biblical Tales
So far, the comet theory lacks firm evidence. Like a crater.

Now, though, there is this depression in Iraq. It was found accidentally by Sharad Master, a geologist at the University of Witwatersrand in South Africa, while studying satellite images. Master says the crater bears the signature shape and look of an impact caused by a space rock.

I smile with this news. = ) Big smile…<- meaning -> out

No breasts fo’you

Get this, some scientists believe that "…the first few months of life are critical to the development of obesity." So, if you’re going to have a kid you’re thinking, which is better breat feeding or formula? Well kids, as always it’s the breasts that come out on top! YEA genetics! Take a read:

Babies’ Rapid Weight Gain Linked to Obesity
”We know that breast-fed infants gain weight more slowly and it also appears to protect against obesity."

On a ‘BLACK & WHITE’ note, or a ‘PIG’ note as the situation may be; I saw 6, that’s right 6, cops on the way TO work yesterday. After I left work I saw 3. WTF!? So that means they were alllllllllllllllll worried that people would be out and about on LABOR DAY - a day off for most - at 7:30 AM. I don’t know of anyone that was up unless they needed to be up. 5 0’s, you’re killin me.

OKAY! NOW THIS IS A MUST READ. LMAO

Men Get ‘Bulge’ Jeans to Enhance Their Assets
“The (jeans) are designed for the ultimate in bulge enhancement…so men can put their assets on display.”

Personally I’m feeling pretty damn good. I saw a friend this past weekend that I have not seen in a long, long time. I guess it’s difficult when she lives in Venezuela. As it seems to happen we only had a few hours to hang out together. Luckly this time no vehicles died and no strange happenings took place. Instead we had a few hours of conversation in a small bar/restaurant. Only took 3 visits for us to have the opportunity. Patience can be a wonferful thing. Mare, I had a great time. Thanks for the visit. Look forward to the next one - which’ll probably be in another year or two.

More locally the door is still around is doing all good. Keep up the randomness lass. Ha. Cha. Cha. Work? Well, I’ve found a way to let the iritation go from me into nothingness. Apathy - it’s Fannnnntastic…<- meaning -> out