Archive for April 17th, 2005

17 Apr 2005 Paper and Satellite Technology Equals New Knowledge!
Author: Gary Ploski |  Category: world news  | Leave a Comment

Now you see me, now you don’t. Some ink played this game with us but thanks to a new method developed by children some 16,000 years ago we’re able to read for the first time new writings from: Sophocles, Euripides and Hesiod!

The process involves graphite and a piece of paper.

Okay, so maybe it won’t work on paper that would fall apart if you sneezed on it, but it will work on a phone book so be sure to write on the glass! You don’t want someone stalking you do you. Un huh, I didn’t think so.
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17 Apr 2005 Iowa… The Hub of Change?
Author: Gary Ploski |  Category: world news  | Leave a Comment

Looks like those Iowans, Iowaians, er, Iowanians. Yea, some people in Iowa decided to take all that fake stuff and leave it out in the cold of another towns borders.

One council representative was quoted saying “And stay out! Sheesh!”

What’ll be next from the progressive state that is Iowa? Free flower Fridays? Hmm…
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