and scores with the word of the day! Avenue Q taught emma and I all about it. Now google is spreading the word! Brilliant.

schadenfreude: a malicious satisfaction in the misfortunes of others.

Hmm. This tough. Me no watch tee vee much. But Me have watched much
before. Hmm… Me remember quote of “SPOON!” from The Tick and me also
like silence of “Samurai Jack”. These both cartoons though. Tough!
These be favorites.
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Character? What you mean? … … … Oh! Me get it. Me like guy that
swings with web stuff. It sticky but disolve after one hour. He also
always say same thing. Something like ‘have great responsibility have
great power’. He smart guy too, but always unlucky. Girls don’t like
him much which makes me sad and angry at girls. He’s good guy girls!
Stop being mean to him. Me also like him because he funny often. Me
laugh when he make fun of bad guys. Heh heh. Bad guys think they
smartest than him but he smarter than smartest.
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You ask me to ride train with you to city? That nice idea. Maybe you
nice person after all. Me get back to you after train leave. Me thinks
that good idea.
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NO! Me no take you. Call taxi or other friend. They have time to spare.
Me have my car to take me places. You get little two wheel thing that
sound like big bee. Me go bring me somewhere now.
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