July 2001 – 07/23/2001

There is still more I get to tell about the VT trip. I forgot to write about the ULTIMATE restaurant. The name? Gonna love this… "The Perfect Wife" – I kid you not. They cook, they clean, they… Hmm. Click it if you don’t believe me.

"Who looks stupid noooow!?" <– Place that quote, win a buck. (Anyone involved in the History Game is excluded. Go chase after that Nexus Crawler instead of wasting your time with this. Geeesh.)

Honesty. It’s a good word right. Even the definition is pretty damn good.

Main Entry: hon·es·ty
Pronunciation: ‘ä-n&s-tE
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -ties
Date: 14th century
1 obsolete : CHASTITY
2 a : fairness and straightforwardness of conduct b : adherence to the facts : SINCERITY
3 : any of a genus (Lunaria) of European herbs of the mustard family with toothed leaves and flat disk-shaped siliques
synonyms HONESTY, HONOR, INTEGRITY, PROBITY mean uprightness of character or action. HONESTY implies a refusal to lie, steal, or deceive in any way. HONOR suggests an active or anxious regard for the standards of one’s profession, calling, or position. INTEGRITY implies trustworthiness and incorruptibility to a degree that one is incapable of being false to a trust, responsibility, or pledge. PROBITY implies tried and proven honesty or integrity.

Neat right. Good stuff? Skip over it. Oddly enough this is coming from me. Yes, skip over the above term. There are only certain time ‘honesty’ is required. Come to think of it, I’m having a difficult time coming up with one now. Wait! Naaaah. Sorry Mind-faky. In all seriousness though, I’ve expeienced over the years, thinking that once, or even twice was a decent ground to judge on. I’ve recently learned that unfortunately "honesty is not always the best policy." As sad as that is to read, it’s worse to type. I am not a happy man typing those words. Not at all.

I guess one could call the above text a mini-rant. That’s what I would call it. Hell, I just called it that. Don’t like it? Piss off. BAM!

Ah yes, the above image – NESS. That stands for ‘The New England Sceptical Society’. I would think it to be pretty self explanatory so I’m not going to say to much about what they are and what they stand for. Instead I’m going to ask a favor of you all. Help me get my 2 hours back. UGH! I wasted 2 of my precious hours listening to some man blab about how a car can run on cologne, sugar, water and various other things beisdes PETROL! That’s GASOLINE baby! Let’s try that again… Gas-o-line. There, feel better. This man, Dennis Lee and his 50 state tour is a J.O.K.E.! JOKE. Even if you want to go to listen for the hell of it… DONT! I repeat DONT WASTE YOUR TIME. Your time is more vaulable than what this charlatan has to say. He’s not even a good speaker. He was loud and obnoxious. I had to leave because I was bored with his presentation. AHH MAN! I want my 2 hours back.

How does one cap off a wated night in my great home town? Why, one traverses the muck and grime of 2 traffic lights to visit The Big Dipper. Yum. Tonight, on a rare occassion, I went with a strawberry ice cream with one of those great literary works – a Marvel Comic. Resting was next on the list, but not before I watched a man make love to a fallen kings’ wife… in FULL BATTLE ARMOR.

Factual errors: Uther has sex with Igraine while wearing his armor – a difficult or impossible thing to do. More fun goofs can be found with this link.

Yes this is on film. I rest my achy hands because you know I type with armor on… <- meaning -> out


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