‘Happy Thanksgiving’ translated

I deem this day – Happy excessive chaloric intake day! Others have a slightly different view, though, not that different. Take a gander:

GPloski: Happy excessive chaloric intake day!
Fresh J Nice: Happy wild fowl consumption day!
Andriettemarie: DIE TURKEY MOTHERFUCKERS DIE DIE DIE GOBBLE DIE!!!!
Kpinto01: yay big fat bird day!
Sebek9:

AUTUMN
PILGRIMS: We’ve escaped the religious persecution of Europe! Now we can start persecuting each other here!
NATIVE AMERICANS: These people wear stupid hats.

WINTER
PILGRIMS: Damn, I’m hungry. What the hell do we eat?
NATIVE AMERICANS: Here. This is corn, berries, fish, potatos, turkey, and grubs. You will survive now.

SPRING
NATIVE AMERICANS: Ah! I see you have made it through the winter!
PILGRIMS: open fire on the natives.

THE END

Happy roast a bird day!

Mako: (in JPN) It’s Labor Thanksgiving Day here (KINROU-KANSYA NO-HI).

That’s the lot of em. Sorry but none to many were interested in joining in on the fun. Alas, the above thoughts are quite good I must say. Till next year. chi chi chi-a…<- meaning -> out