Archive for June 1st, 2004

01 Jun 2004 Amorous Swedes to Get Emergency Condom Deliveries
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Ever run into this problem?

You’re getting hot and heavy with your significant other. You’re both ready to move to the next step, hand reaches slow, fingers fondle around some and then, and then… “What the? Where is it? Where is the last condom?!” DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN!

Stockholm residents fear not! You’re problem is solved with the number 696969! Dial it and VOILA - delivered! Damn that’s AWESOME!
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01 Jun 2004 Judge: Bush Abortion Ban Unconstitutional
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Supreme Court? Hello Supreme Court, yea hi, we’ve got this ‘thing’ we’d like you to settle if you wouldn’t mind thanks because Bush and his boys seem to think that a woman’s health doesn’t matter compared to a fetus’s heath.

While I try to avoid political issues in the news section this one needs to be known to as many people as possible because the wording was twisted when it was announced many months ago.

Women, if your health is in jeopardy because of your soon to be born child and you want to have an abortion… If this bill goes through, tough luck ladies. It’s the fetus not you that the bill cares about.

This quote is brilliant:

“…George Bush pushed through a different piece of legislation that failed to protect the health of women and that is what the court struck down today,” Stephanie Cutter said. “When John Kerry is president he will appoint judges that are committed to upholding the Constitution, not pursuing an ideological agenda.”
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