Archive for June 15th, 2004

15 Jun 2004 Boffins Find Perfect Joke Formula
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It’s as easy as: c=(m+nO)/p

BRILLIANT! Absoluetly BRILLiant!

The Brits “determined the funniest joke” by polling people on the net:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services and gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: “Take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the hunter says, “OK, now what?”

Now the Aussie’s have figured out the formula! Again, brilliant ol’ chaps. Keep it up.
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15 Jun 2004 Home Was Operating As Brothel, Produce Market
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Whoo hoo! CT is back on the map. First Rowland and his impeachment process hit Drudge. Then a food fight followed! Now a Produce Brothel. Will it finish up the triology of CT news on Drudge?

HEY! Get your mind out of the gutter. That banana and that peach weren’t doing ANYTHING wrong. Now that other banana and that other peach. They were happily entertaining each other on the table. Vrowwwl.
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