Archive for July 20th, 2004

20 Jul 2004 Spidey? Batman? Where were you?!
Author: Gary Ploski |  Category: world news  | Leave a Comment

A disgrace took place last night within the comic world. I’m irked that someone would wear THE “S” and cause a ruckus while wearing it. Ohhhhh just makes me want to… SPOOOON! Evil beware!

I wonder how many do-gooders out there will sport a costume now to fix this news calamity! Hmm… That’s not a bad idea.
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20 Jul 2004 Instant Tan?!
Author: Gary Ploski |  Category: world news  | One Comment

Fight death while you get a tan? That’s the idea. If used in moderation this, like most things, would be pretty damn snazzy. Would I use it? Hmm… I guess I’ll have to check it out.

I’ll probably be too lazy though and decide the ride to the store to buy it will take up too much time. Instead I’ll just drop my ass into a pool and swim around until I drown.

Check out the history of tanning products at the end of the article.
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