Hmm. This tough. Me no watch tee vee much. But Me have watched much
before. Hmm… Me remember quote of “SPOON!” from The Tick and me also
like silence of “Samurai Jack”. These both cartoons though. Tough!
These be favorites.
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Character? What you mean? … … … Oh! Me get it. Me like guy that
swings with web stuff. It sticky but disolve after one hour. He also
always say same thing. Something like ‘have great responsibility have
great power’. He smart guy too, but always unlucky. Girls don’t like
him much which makes me sad and angry at girls. He’s good guy girls!
Stop being mean to him. Me also like him because he funny often. Me
laugh when he make fun of bad guys. Heh heh. Bad guys think they
smartest than him but he smarter than smartest.
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You ask me to ride train with you to city? That nice idea. Maybe you
nice person after all. Me get back to you after train leave. Me thinks
that good idea.
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NO! Me no take you. Call taxi or other friend. They have time to spare.
Me have my car to take me places. You get little two wheel thing that
sound like big bee. Me go bring me somewhere now.
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Oh. Now you want sneak up on me behind bushes? Un uh, me don’t think
so. You want to play ninja with me. Me get my katana and practice my
Iaido on you. No you get no add ress. But is another can have. P.O. Box
in CT you can send to if you like. Details is P.O. Box 7245, Prospect,
CT 06712. Now you go stalk neighbor and let them scream. Be shush
though. Maybe me as ninja sneaking up on you too!

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