Want to ride train with me?

You ask me to ride train with you to city? That nice idea. Maybe you nice person after all. Me get back to you after train leave. Me thinks that good idea.

Need ride to movie. You take me?

NO! Me no take you. Call taxi or other friend. They have time to spare. Me have my car to take me places. You get little two wheel thing that sound like big bee. Me go bring me somewhere now.

Mail? You have address?

Oh. Now you want sneak up on me behind bushes? Un uh, me don’t think so. You want to play ninja with me. Me get my katana and practice my Iaido on you. No you get no add ress. But is another can have. P.O. Box in CT you can send to if you like. Details is P.O....

Me want call you. How I do that?

You don’t that how. Me no want give out 10 digits to you. If you know me then you have digits. Don’t know me, um, don’t have digits. Okay, you ring your 10 digit friends now. Bye bye.

How old you?

Me? Me sometimes old. Me sometimes not. Though me always losing skin and cells daily. It been happ’ning since 1975 July thirteen.