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The Last Shot!Not too ago I found myself wobbling around like a weeble in a bar. My eyes were wandering around on their own as if someone else were controlling them and my mind felt like it was going to fall out the back of my head.It was my first worthwhlie, albeit...

The Pond of Death

BOOM! —- BANG! —- POP! —- CRACK! — AHH! Those are the sounds you’ll hear at “The Pond of Death” between the hours of 2 AM and 3 AM. Pippity popity BOOM. Heh heh heh. The funniest part of the article is Alfred Hitchcock’s...

The Wrong News at 0:30

When you’re ready to pay your car insurance, you’re ready to pay your car insurance. At 12:30 in the morning you’re ready.You have your credit card in hand – ch’ching.You have your account logged on – ch’ching.You have your...

Two Numbers

Have two numbers ever made you smile so big you thought you’re cheeks would pop?Hmm?Mine did recently. What numbers? Well – ni and ju. Such pretty numbers. Te’he. 04-20-2005 05:43 pm

CT Reps Votes – April 18, 2005

They just won’t stop with the voting now! And what’d Paula have to say? Well, it sounds like Oh, and rhymes with go! Twice! Looks like you better start paying your bills of lil lemmings. Because “The House gave final approval to this bill intended to...