Damn You Muscles!

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Headaches can suck. No, wait a minute. Headaches do suck. It’s 2:52 AM and I just woke up from a nap that lasted 2.5-ish hours. Is it gone? Almost. Am I happy to be awake at this time? Alm… No. So I’m thinking, write a quick blurb then I’ll...

Watch Yo Mouth… Er, Tiles

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Word Wars, a movie that looks strangely interesting, have begun on national television! Dare you use a word like… lez! OHHHHHHHHH NO! Don’t even go there or else you risk inciting (dun dun dun) a Word War! Sometimes I see that I live in a PC world but...

The Visit from Japan

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And the other part of the document I’ve been working on… Ahhh. Finished. I hope. Kazi made it… late, but he made it! Alice came with me to the airport and we saw him do something AMAZING… sigh… he lite up a smoke. Alas! Kazi! He...

Took a Risk: Part 2

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I’ve been working on this entry and another over the past few days so sit back and suck it up or Slappy is gonna find ya! There’s a bunch of letters and words below. Fear. Panic. Stomach somersaults. Back on 7/23 I went through a trial. The interesting...

Distorted View of Reality

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I wonder whether it’s the fish or the lawmakers that have the “distorted view of reality” in Italy. Maybe we are living in the Truman Show after all!We’re living in a bowl soylent green! Run to the hills! )thump( Damn! We ARE surrounded....