Short Story – explaination

This story is directed to Ms. None. She has avoided me at great lengths lately. Why, I don’t know. This is one step away from my last attempt to reach her online. My last attempt will take place in July. 06-16-2004 12:41 am

Short Story

Last night before I went to bed I wrote a short story. I thought about posting it but stopped myself. 24 hours have had their way with me. I’m not going to defend myself. My grammar is far from the best. I think the story speaks for itself. Short and sweet. Very...

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