by Gary Ploski | World News
Yet more text hidden away has been found! This time we’ll all get to shout out Eureka! Archimedes’ work, long ago literally scratched out of existence by a monk, have been recovered. Completely? No, damn monk, but soon we will see NEW, er, old thoughts...
by Gary Ploski | World News
I’d vote for this if I were in the Senate. Hell, I wouldn’t go against the troops. They’re the bomb diggity! H.R.1268 Title: An act making Emergency Supplemental Appropriations for Defense, the Global War on Terror, and Tsunami Relief, for the fiscal...
by Gary Ploski | World News
BOOM! —- BANG! —- POP! —- CRACK! — AHH! Those are the sounds you’ll hear at “The Pond of Death” between the hours of 2 AM and 3 AM. Pippity popity BOOM. Heh heh heh. The funniest part of the article is Alfred Hitchcock’s...
by Gary Ploski | World News
Now you see me, now you don’t. Some ink played this game with us but thanks to a new method developed by children some 16,000 years ago we’re able to read for the first time new writings from: Sophocles, Euripides and Hesiod! The process involves graphite...
by Gary Ploski | World News
Looks like those Iowans, Iowaians, er, Iowanians. Yea, some people in Iowa decided to take all that fake stuff and leave it out in the cold of another towns borders. One council representative was quoted saying “And stay out! Sheesh!” What’ll be next...
by Gary Ploski | World News
Damn TPS reports and their damn’d cover letters going missing. Maybe I’d skipped out for my 7 minute ab workout when it arrived… Or was it 6 minute abs? I always get em mixed up. What can be done in two minutes… Hmm… Check your voice...
