So the first brake has happened. One of the motors that cools the refrigerator has coughed its last cough. Maytag costs $134+parts while Sears is about 65+parts. Both have no openings until next week (Tuesday and Wednesday respectively).
No service needs my ass. The fridge is only 6 years old. Granted nobody appears to have vacuumed behind the fridge in AGES. Alas.