Everyone that went skydiving had one thing to say when they asked anyone to come along and were turned down because:
A-they were crazy
B-they were nuts
C-There’s no need to jump out of a perfectly good airplane
and
D-All the above.
Their answer?
Gary’s mom is jumping.
Insert sound of jaw hitting the ground here. Me mudda. She jumped, fell, and experienced it all with my friends and I. The mudda skydived… HFCIT!